Twilight Blog

I always assumed that mythical creatures like aliens, the Lochness Monster, Big Foot’s (Feet?) and the like would be very difficult to discover considering they have been wondered about for centuries. I watched Twilight last night and apparently, I was wrong. If you are wondering if you might have a friend who is a vampire, then following these simple steps will help you to confirm their undeadliness:

1. Observe suspicious behavior that no one else (adults, police, investigators, teachers, friends) seems to think is suspicious.
2. Ask someone about the history of your town to find out if it contains any legends which could be supernatural in nature. (They will likely have this knowledge to share but you will be the first person they have ever told.)
3. Look it up on the internet.
4. Buy a book about it. (Book must be old and dusty.)
5. Read that book.
6. Compare previously observed suspicious behavior to vampire Symptoms in the book.
7. Accuse the vampire. The vampire will be all “yep, I’m a vampire, wanna go fly around and stuff?”

Bam – you are now the only one on the planet who knows that vampires exist and you will be immediately let into their circle. Unless other people follow this method as laid out in Twilight, in which case lots of people will know….